Once upon a time, about August 2006, there was a good-looking hunk that was also a loving son. His name was Larry. One day he decided to help his mommy and daddy at their cabin at Bear Lake. Lots of trees needed chopping and slashing and cutting. Larry loves to chop and slash and cut, especially with his powerful chain saw. Oh no! Look out Larry! Do not forget that when you hold a chain saw you must watch out for the limbs that are attached to your body, not just the tree limbs. Too late. Look at the hole in those pants. Look at the hole in the left thigh. Bandage, bandage. Tape, tape. Brave Larry finishes the job on the trees. He is much more careful now. The job is done. Time to go for medical treatment. Time to call loving wife and give her a heart attack while innocently asking if Insta-care is covered by the family insurance. Funny, funny Larry will have a lovely scar.
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